Oscar the cat has been in the news lately and I honestly don’t understand why people find it so creepy. I think it is very sweet and would love to have a cat help me make the transition.
I’m also not sure how mysterious it is.
There are known physiological signs of approaching death.
Oscar meows in protest if removed from the room of a dying patient.
I’ve been stuck on another Jonathan Coulton song. This time it is Skullcrusher Mountian. I had though about sharing the lyrics when I found this bit of video perfection, it has everything, Monkeys, Monsters, Ponies, Dancing Gnomes and World of Warcraft Humor.
Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain
I hope that you’ve enjoyed your stay so far
I see you’ve met my assistant Scarface
His appearance is quite disturbing
But I assure you he’s harmless enough
He’s a sweetheart, calls me master
And he has a way of finding pretty things and bringing them to me
I’m so into you
But I’m way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I’m crazy
I’m not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You’d see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn’t kill you yet
I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don’t like it
What’s with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don’t like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn’t it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
I’m so into you
But I’m way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I’m crazy
I’m not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You’d see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn’t kill you yet
Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine
While up above the waves my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere
And all the fools who live their foolish lives may find it quite explosive
But it won’t mean half as much to me if I don’t have you here
You know it isn’t easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain
Maybe you could cut me just a little slack
Would it kill you to be civil?
I’ve been patient, I’ve been gracious
And this mountain is covered with wolves
Hear them howling, my hungry children
Maybe you should stay and have another drink and think about me and you
I’m so into you
But I’m way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I’m crazy
I’m not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You’d see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn’t kill you yet
I shouldn’t kill you yet
I shouldn’t kill you yet
Please come wish Paul a happy birthday on Thursday June 28th at the Lucky Labrador around 7:00 pm!
No need to bring gifts, just yourself. You can order a meal at the counter. I will bake a cake.
The Lucky Labrador Brew Pub
915 SE Hawthorne Blvd
